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<DIV></DIV>From: <I>Jerry Martin <jmartinwld@earthlink.net></I><BR>Reply-To: <I>Jerry Martin <jmartinwld@earthlink.net></I><BR>To: <I>baylee832@hotmail.com</I><BR>Subject: <I>TAX Man</I><BR>Date: <I>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:44:06 +0000 (GMT+00:00)</I><BR>
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<DIV> What Happened? <BR>At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. <BR>Be sure to read all the way to the end! <BR> <BR>Tax his land, <BR>Tax his bed, <BR>Tax the table <BR>At which he's fed. <BR> <BR>Tax his tractor, <BR>Tax his mule, <BR>Teach him taxes <BR>Are the rule. <BR> <BR>Tax his cow, <BR>Tax his goat, <BR>Tax his pants, <BR>Tax his coat. <BR> <BR>Tax his ties, <BR>Tax his shirt, <BR>Tax his work, <BR>Tax his dirt. <BR> <BR>Tax his tobacco, <BR>Tax his drink, <BR>Tax him if he <BR>Tries to think. <BR> <BR>Tax his cigars, <BR>Tax his beers, <BR>If he cries, then <BR>Tax his tears. <BR> <BR>Tax his car, <BR>Tax his gas, <BR>Find other ways <BR>To tax his
ass <BR> <BR>Tax all he has <BR>Then let him know <BR>That you won't be done <BR>Till he has no dough. <BR> <BR>When he screams and hollers, <BR>Then tax him some more, <BR>Tax him till <BR>He's good and sore. <BR> <BR>Then tax his coffin, <BR>Tax his grave, <BR>Tax the sod in <BR>Which he's laid. <BR> <BR>Put these words <BR>upon his tomb, <BR>"Taxes drove me <BR>to my doom..." <BR> <BR>When he's gone, <BR>Do not relax, <BR>Its time to apply <BR>The inheritance tax. <BR> <BR>Accounts Receivable Tax <BR>Building Permit Tax <BR>CDL license Tax <BR>Cigarette Tax <BR>Corporate Income Tax <BR>Dog License Tax <BR>Federal Income Tax <BR>Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) <BR>Fishing License Tax <BR>Food License
Tax<BR>Fuel permit tax <BR>Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon) <BR>Hunting License Tax <BR>Inheritance Tax <BR>Interest expense <BR>Inventory tax <BR>IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) <BR>Liquor Tax <BR>Luxury Taxe</DIV>
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<DIV>Marriage License Tax <BR>Medicare Tax <BR>Property Tax <BR>Real Estate Tax <BR>Service charge tax <BR>Social Security Tax <BR>Road usage tax <BR>Sales Tax <BR>Recreational Vehicle Tax <BR>School Tax <BR>State Income Tax <BR>State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) <BR>Telephone federal excise tax <BR>Telephone federal universal service fee tax <BR>Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes <BR>Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax <BR>Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax <BR>Telephone state and local tax <BR>Telephone usage charge tax <BR>Utility Taxes <BR>Vehicle License Registration Tax <BR>Vehicle Sales Tax <BR>Watercraft registration Tax <BR>Well Permit Tax <BR>Workers Compensation Tax <BR> <BR>COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100
years ago, <BR>and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. <BR>We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class <BR>in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. <BR>What happened? <BR>And I still have to "press 1" for English <BR>I hope this goes around world 10 times <BR> <BR></DIV>
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